Sam for President

Ten reasons Sam can't be President of the United States

Written and illustrated by my eldest



1. The VP would have to change his stinky diapers.
2. He would drown in the White House pool.
3. They would have to serve baby food at important dinners.
4. He pulls hair...bad for public relations.
5. He would fall asleep during important meetings.
6. They don't make business suits (or power ties) that small.
7. He is always throwing up.
8. It is too hard to give speeches when you can't talk.
9. There are too many stairs in the White House to be able to gate them all.
10. You can't work in the oval office if you don't know your shapes.